check this out.

joke of the day.


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what the heck is this ? extreme makeover? ownage ? so funny..

next i'm proud to present to u, a great singer from my cell group and his cool album is now for sales! although it's not my favourite avril lavigne, but it's still cool. and i can assure you it's good and he's prolly one of the best singer in town.


Assuring teddy by KELMO
check out more detail at http://assuringteddy.blogspot.com/
you can get your cd online, so do show your support !

lastly

thank you mummy for the encouragement. it really helps and i appreciate it. feeling really nostalgic and sad just now. but still god's love for me is even greater and he has a better plan for me. well having been hurt, bitterness and injustices develop your character !

daniel's a cheena boy

i'm good at chinese.

althought i just got c5 for chinese, but i'm able to speak perfectly good. had a lil 'chen yu' challenge with sugar mummy today. and i i realise somethings abt how peoples feels abt me. firstly, the first impression of me. scary, attitude, OLD, englishish. i'm really kinda shocked, the worst of all is more and more people thinks that i looks old, EVEN OLDER THAN JX !? that's really bad, i'm just a 18 yrs old young and handsome boy. i shall smile more to tackle to scary and attitude part, i'm just a shy boy.. introvented and quiet doesnt means attitude ! englishish? not really. i'm a cheena boy, good at speaking cheena ! i'm a par with a distinction girl for the chen yu challenge ! there are also people saying that i'm not pure singaporean, looks and speaks likei'm from some ang mo countries.. i shall speak singlish to show i'm singaporean.

christmas

in summary, most of my friends didnt give a good response. but still i got mf and ep to come with me for the service at jw. then mf joined us after that, we went for cable car ride. drink at esplande after that. chatted and play truth or dare... had supper/breakfast there, and went back home. slp for a few hours then went for the service at expo. feeling a lil off and emo. after that went to this cool condo, icon. discussion for the thanksgivings day. there was these bunch some jokers, looks like from philipines or indonesia, they were smiling behind when i turned back at look at them. and the reason i turn back and look at this bunch of jokers while on a escalator down was, i felt them touched my hair ! i got pissed off there. got a ride from joanne home, a bmw...

today

blading at ecp with sugar mummy and the glutton queen. fuifui and charmaine veronica, two noobs bladers were both late. i spent most of the time teaching this 1st timer, char wan to blade. and dragging these 2 heavy beings back to the rental shop. quite fun but it's rather tiring. fell down bcos of these girls..... char fell on her ass like many times.. fuifui fell flat on the ground, kinda funny. then went marina square with fuifui while char meet up with her friends. went for shopping but i'm in serious penniless state. then went to chill out at starbucks with her, at there i saw the 01/02 girls.. they must be thinking i'm wooing this girl here... then we went to mccafe to continue slacking and chill out until jx came to join us. we chatted for like 2hrs? came up with lame jokes that arent funny.. well another girl saying i'm boring.. how sad.

dinner at PASTE de WARAKU ! it's really heavenly delicious ! and it's not very very ex, had steak hamburg. the one jx and fui having are nice too ! really a good choice. we played a game of chen yu there to show i'm a cheena boy ! althought my result for chinese is crap. i can speak abit of malay, hokkien and cantonese too ! sounds cool ? crowned the grand master of spastic by fuifui, but i find her more spastic ! really kind of funny man this old woman...

saw a couple of old friends while i'm heading home. 1st i saw my sec sch classmate, shi yun. then more gladly to see si hui, it's been so long since i see her.. my cute lil young girl friend. also, i saw june, who i think she's so close to forget me. how sad.

i hate the ending myself, but it started with an alright scene.

disenchanted.

every endings are new beginnings, i got this phrase from jen the yokey long ago. well i agree that sometimes in life, you wont be able to control and get the things u wanted. life still goes on, we just have to pick ourselves up and move on in life. no one is indispensable.

clark quay.

have been going to clark quay quite often this week.. either to drink or to have ice cream.. or to catch the great soccer match.. prayer meeting was really great. prayed like never before. prayed out of love for the lost. prayed against lethargic and shyness. let's do our part and let god do the rest. had a temporal sexy voice, a lil uncomfortable throat.

and nicest thing was, on my way back home on mrt, anita called and asked for a favour from me. i was at outram park mrt station, she needed to transfer some money to buy some stuff online.. so i went out of the station and went looking for a atm machine. the one at the mrt was down, so i ask the staff of the station. i was directed to some ulu ulu place called pearl centre, i went all the way up, figured my way there to that ulu ulu shopping centre. asked the old security for the atm location, he answered me like i'd annoyed him.. so i transfered the money and sms her the details, got myself perspired and almost miss the last train. well thank god i still manage the take the last train.. yah so this favour was done specially for you, so in return, please come for christmas service with me ! muahaha

today we went clark quay again for some drinks. before that let me say happy birthday to the young and active elaine ! we dine at maestro bistro, cine. had seafood marinara, with nachos cheese and brownie ice cream for dessert.. pretty fabulous isnt it. shared the dessert and nachos with char. the nachos was great, since i'm a cheese lover, i love anything that got to do with such nice cheese. we skipped mrs fields cookies as char was kinda full.. amazingly she's finally able to filled her stomach, so i yet to try the cookies from mrs fields.. fuifui was saying that it's really nice..

alright we wanted to go fashion bar but jx wasnt able to enter, despite his mature looking face. (in other words, old looking face) the bouncer was so strict.. we went to the clinic again. well i tried tequila with coke this time, it sucks to the core. amazingly, fuifui didnt puke.. perhaps the vodka is pretty much diluted in her cranberry.. tequila sunrise was not bad too, that's what char had. jx had something something with coke, well that's much better than tequila with coke.. well this serve as warning to the rest, not to try that. fuifui was red after drinking that red liquid vodka.. well finally someone turns red with me...

just a sad song

so many nice songs to accompany me.
a big thanks to jx for sending songs that i've been looking for.happy belated birthday to pretty kailing ! whenever i listen to alicia keys' 'no one', i'm reminded of fuifui saying that she sings well but a lil big in size. and she says sean kingston is fat. such a big meanie discriminating fat ppl... a big thanks to char for the tibits, nowadays the nice weather is so tempting to slp. i just nua on my bed and eating these tibits... so relaxing till i fell aslp...

tiredly tired.

finally a submission that tutors prasing us. went to peace centre to print our mood board, gone a lil crazy there too. saw kel and bing there, they were printing some cd sleeves? so coincidentally saw wanglan and ezann's moodboard there, we initially thought who's professional's moodboard until we saw the name.. then it was like chey! as usual, when there is submission, there will be less slp, less ppl going for lecture.

my 1st visit to riverwalk

such a ulu shopping centre, no wonder i never been there before. had a nice time there for both the sermon and the movie. we watched the kingdom, but there isnt any sub title. so whenever they speak in arabic, we wont understand and fa jins call it speaking in tongues. headed to clark quay after they ate at burger king. we head turkish ice cream there, which i tried before at far east. same thing happened, the chief will scam and fool u just as i expected. walking around there and got a lil abit high after drink a lil... i only drank tequila with sprite and abit of their drinks and half a shot. and i got a lil high.. haha just a lil dont worry guys.. char and jx saw my crazy side. just a lil crazy. and i remember clearly when i got high, i scared off 2 babes that wanted to sell shots.. haha kinda funny.. char and jx just keep laughing at me. saw drunkard fell flat on the floor while walking, really slammed hard on the ground. i will never be drunk like him, so embarrassing.

saturday

meet up with char jx carol and chris. my hair was crap, bad hair day due to the rush. dine at some ulu place which is not flooded with people. then we went cine kpool. carol never tried pooling so jx being so nice to teach her patiently... my skills are all gone and i played so lousy. sucks ! and i saw nana there ! ah my old old friend it's been so long. she's with a group of shirt wearing guys and girls. i wonder if she's working alrdy, what's up with such formal outfit. she was with her boy i guess, so i didnt went up to her and talk. we just merely waved and smiled at each other. as time goes, many things changes. it's no longer like before. the only constant is changing. just like regina, i saw her on the train with her boy, it's so awkward if i wanna say hi to her. their were like so sweetly having intimacy. well we skipped the supper, when i actually wanted to eat some desserts.. haha i'm not a glutton, guys are born with bigger appetite.

sunday.

prayer meeting before svc, svc was great. this girl with eye sight prob sang so so wonderfully great. god is good, i must say. and she said that "dont be proud of your talent, but be proud of the one who gave you the talent". dont you agree with her. she was given such wonderful nice voice. the service was great, the praise and worshop, too, was great. let's bring our friends for x'mas service and see revival ! at the same time, pray hard guys.

after svc we had lunch at 'second best'. after which i finally get to meet up with my clique for basketball time. although it rained on and off, we still had a lil fun. jacky joined us for the basketball game and char came too later on. luis brought her here, which i never told her where exactly we'll be playing.. so thank god she still able to make her way here as i didnt pick up her phone while playing basketball..

well my friends told me char looks so black(tanned). haha chill girl.. we chill a lil at our very coffeeshop that we used to go for lunch after sch everyday. then successful jioed some of them to catch the great soccer match at clark quay. u must know that it's not easy to jio them out, and what's more most of them dont love soccer like i do. cob was supposed to jio them but he didnt, i almost went mad.

at clark quay, we found an area to watch soccer. the pump room, we sat there had chicken wings with thai chili and wedges for snacks. nice place to watch soccer and eat, although it's like coffeeshop where it's noisy and the tv volume is loud with commentary. it's so quiet there, so i'm there to make noise. and i'm the only liverpool fan there, obviously, the other table watching that match are also supporting manchester united. char, jx and carol came and join us at the second half. i felt so lonely when the world is against me, but i stood by liverpool supporting them to the very end. i have faith and believe for miracle after the 1st goal scored by tevez. but apparently. liverpool just not able to do a good attack in man u's defense. i was so so disappointed and jx was also support man u. he was telling me to support man u one this match but being a man with backbone and loyalty, i will never support man u !

after the match we went to yf's house to chill and watch chelsea against arsenal while playing winning eleven. so arsenal won 1-0 so as cob lost to me in WE. we stayed till 3am plus and went to have breakfast bcos i'm so hungry ! had some nice and serious sharing time with cob over the table. we were planning our way to reach out to our clique.

photos time.

oh yah, please dont misunderstood this lil shortie is the next victim i'm gonna woo... bcos that's definitely not the case, she's just my nice irritating friend. she's a camwhore you see... and take a closer look at the photo where we all jumped in the air, bcos i think that photo is kinda funny... how the girls jumped so spastically muahahaha

update

amazingly trashed.

i was challenged by fuifui to play the easiest game ever, minesweeper. i thought i would just easily trashed her while playing another game simultaneously. but i was suprisingly wronged ! this little blur girl was able to trash me all three games. it was really crap. i will revenge someday soon, you shall just wait !

my long sunday.

rainy sunday. had a great service with john avanzani. taking steps out to give the offerings and tithes, literally. char and caroline came to over to my place after service to chill while waiting for jx to be rdy. char was happily styling my hair, and it was kinda bad. caroline took my tv, char took my notebook, therefore i was there, in my room, doing nth. after which, they both played a spastic game, which both of them really have no sense of direction. they're bascially whacking everything they could see in sight.

meet up with jx and jason came to join us too. we had fabulous heavenly ice cream while sickly fuifui is at home eating porridge.. i feel for you dude. she drank abit of beer and vomitted badly the day before. and being the forgetful blur queen, she didnt brought her keys therefore she didnt really slp. so poor thing ! muahaha.. okay back to ice cream ! the fabulous heavenly ice cream at esplanade, my favourite, haagen dazs. we were cheated by one scoop of ice cream ! me and char was like happily eating and we notice that one flavour was missing ! oh well.. it's a blackshop !

while walking pass a chocolate shop, char was tempted to buy some. i told her to stop eating bcos she's a glutton, and she will become like a fatass if she continue eating. and i told her if she's thinking of just eat today and exercise more tml,everyone knows the fact that tml will never come. and u will just eat and eat and become a fatass ! then the person inside the shop started to tempt char again, so being a glutton, she just couldnt resist.

took a bus to char's place to play mahjong. happened that her friend board the bus and i was asking her friend to guess our age. and what on earth she actually thinks that i'm older than jx, i was like fainting soon. she thinks i'm 23,24 and jx's 21,22. crap ! we reached char's place and watch the last few mins of the match, arsenal against middlebrough. sadly, this weekend both the 2 teams that had yet to lose a single match, now both lost. liverpool lost to reading 1-3, it was a sad story. rafa took out all the best players and given up hope in the 2nd half. so disappointing..

we drank the wine which we char only gave me a small sip the previous time. now it's still so little, just one cup of it. then we had red wine after that, i dun wanna have that red tomatoe face, so i stopped drinking. we started playing mahjong after fuifui arrived. fuifui and jx are obviously noobs ! however char's the winning one, she was there doing silly sounds and action so we kept telling her she's drunk ! i told fuifui that play mahjong cannot be so gentle.. she immediately threw out the tile like so funny.. had a little fun there..

ordered for mac and everyone are like falling aslp while waiting on the sofa, except fuifui. she says she's very awake bcos of the ice tea's caffeine. which i never thought tea will have any effect in keeping one awake. after the supper, jx and char was slping so soundly. char's position was kinda funny and it's really cool to slp at such a position.. jx was dead slping with his mouth open and the phone's alarm couldnt wake him up. it's just too bad i cant post the photos here.. boringly left me and fuifui, having no shows to watch, nothing to do. listening to the mtv, and chatted to keep myself awake.

we went home in the morning, and i took off my contacts as it's getting too dry. and i was like a blind mice, able to see the incoming cars at traffic junction. all i was able to see was just many lights of different colours. reach home, took a shower and went to sch tiredly. dozing in lecture for the 1st time. went home after that to catch some slp before i meet up with them again at town.

went for the night session of the camp. pretty cool and headed to bukit timah for supper. we had pratas. crapping with char and bully her with jx on the way.. guess we were all kinda tired alrdy.. cab home with jason and prepared for sch next day.

crap of the day

on the day of trekking, han nee was like telling me can u smell the unique smell... when guy's smell and girl's smell mixed together... and all the sweaty smell merge to become one special smell... with one of us missing, the smell will be different... and this smell... is the smell of LOVE ! LOL... guess she's really kinda bored and she have to self entertain... singing out of sudden...

finally time to blog !

busily busy bee.

i shall start with last sun. 1st service at jurong west church after so long. it was flooded and the service was great as usual. the great thing was, there are donuts to eat ! donuts from donuts factory is just fabulous and heavenly. i love these donuts to bits. sharon and char never fails to amuse me, a funny sisters. then took a ride from sharon to do our crs slides at mf house. kinda cosy and we had dinner there. for so long i didnt drink soup and eat so much veg. went home at night to catch my match, liverpool winning against i forgotten which team. jamie carragher was given yellow card for scold f*** you to the ref.. it's realy a entertaining match, and liverpool won so well. liverpool, brilliant.

monday presentation was kinda cool and fun. prolly bcos i like the module as well as the lecturer. i'm just having fun there. after lecture we just went home to do our models, plans and evelations. skipped sch on tues to rush these assignments. didnt have enough sleep for a couple of days and burnt the night to finisht them, char was burning night that day too, for her last paper.

went sch for submission, then went for gems to demo my game that i've design. it was really embarrassing and simple. just so spastic, i didnt have enough time to do a better one. after which went for sports day, chosen to go and be audience. it was raining monkeys and donkeys so i was drenched in the heavy rain while walking to the stadium. sat there tiredly, i just daze and stone while mf went to run. the girl whom i dunno her name came chatting with me, she says i'm unfriendly. well, think i'm just tired and not in the mood to talk, and i'm quite a shy boy you see... i'm not really unfriendly ! then the cheer leaders came, giving us paper with all the cheers which i thought i'm just suppose to sit there and watch the race. that's what audience do. i was really shag out and i just trying to keep myself awake. i like the cheer leader beside us, from marine time, he was fit and i remember he was the ref for one of our basketball matches. also a good cheer leader, enjoying himself and dancing there. another girl of our cheer leader was kinda spastic, she was just shouting like retarded and shaking her body like nobody business. i just wondering whether she's so enthu or she's just being crazy. she's quite pretty too, just that too much piercing i thought.

your your info, daniel is a nice, kind, helpful, innocent, simple-minded, pure and decent and and smart boy. and apparently, i'm the greatest handsome tall young boy. so being a nice and helpful i stayed back to help the girls with their autoviz. these following girls, please thank me ! 1st of all , rachew lew lew that bugged me since autocad, eelaine too, anita that i help her only after she calls me handsome ! wani and joyceline. and wani took my mouse home ! i lend her and forgot to take home.

i felt sick on tuesday, mucus just wont cease flowing from my nose. it's really really irritating and i keept sneezing and got me so fed up. that's the night i'm burning and it's really kinda terrible. now it gotten better, thank you god ! also thank 987 for accompanying me through these nights !

today we went trekking, which i never thought i would do such a thing other than ns. it was raining and we were all drenched in the rain, walking through the woods and just chatting away. to be positive, it helps us to burn fats. but it's really kinda boring ! saw some monkeys as we finishing, the baby monkey are more cute.. had dinner at bukit timah and headed to crown center for ice cream ! the ice cream was kinda good but still haagen daz is my favourite. the place was kinda cool cos they have games like taboo which we played. a nice place to chill, but it's quite a small shop. had fun playing taboo, wei liang was really good and funny. we had fun there and bused back. and on the way back, ezann and her friends boarded the bus ! haha so coincident, well i dont really take bus other than the bus that ride me home from jp.

a nice match now, liverpool against reading. reading's playing really physical here, and they got the 1st goal from penalty. thank god stevie g save the day with the equalising goal, nicely done. a free kick by riise was so furious, cutting through so powerfully and yet the the keeper got it. and now reading score another goal, it's really bad. liverpool cant lose or draw, as man u and chelsea had all won.

alright i shall focus on the match now, so long folks. i know it's a long entry, i alrdy tried to make it short. tml's a long day, i'll take the photos from char and update tml !

pardon me, i saw this interesting post on someone's blog and i just wanted to share..

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."